Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, leading some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- but some speculate that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this get more info very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a tank full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.